Bad BAD kitten boy

If you saw this in the hallway:

And then you saw this outside:

You would think that would be enough excitement for one morning. But somecat wasn't satisfied. He added one large dead mouse, and a pile of vomit, to the mix. Dad was so unimpressed. This was all discovered at 4am.

He's not right in the head.

Happy Easter everyone!

Hi everyone.  I know I have been away for a while but my secretary has been super busy and has not had time to help me blog.  I'm still getting ham to eat, though, so that's good news.  Thank you to everyone who has left me messages wondering where I am.

Anyway Teddy and I want to wish all our friends and families a happy Easter, and don't forget, chocolate is not for cats!

 

Does anyone know what happened to my ears?

Don't forget us!

We are on holidays for a couple of weeks.  Here is a photo of me, and a photo of Teddy, so you don't forget what we look like.

Teddy on Tuesday

Have you met Penelope Cat From Hell?  She is quite pretty and a bad cat, just like me.

Look what she sent me last week!

I am a Cat From Hell as well as a member of the Naughty Kitty Club!

Life is good.

Sunday Snoozing

Summer is almost over, although we may still get a few hot days here and there.  But now the colder weather is coming and I will have to start sleeping in my toasty bed again.  Today I'm just going to do this:

If anyone wants to join me, there's plenty of room.

Friday Facts

You all know how much I loved my deck at our last house, right? (see photo above) Well guess what! Mum and dad are getting a deck built at our new house too! I am very excited! Playing out on the deck is so much fun. I am not sure when it will be finished, but I will go out immediately and have mum take photos of it when it is done.

The only bummer is I have to stay inside while it is being built, because our back fence will be replaced at the same time.

Wordless Wednesday

Mancat Monday

When our friend Penny drew the artist's impression of Teddy on the roof (see last Tuesday's post), she also supplied this portrait of Teddy the BAD kitten boy.

He is so impressed with it he can hardly fit though the cat door any more.

Saturday Stuff

In case you haven't noticed, we have gone back to blogging every other day instead of only weekdays.  I don't know why, this is mum's schedule apparently.  Nobody consulted me about it!  Teddy doesn't care as long as he gets to show you all how bad he is on a regular basis.

In other news, mum and dad informed us that they will be on holidays for the first two weeks of March.  And they are deserting us once again!  If you would like to be my new family - one who doesn't keep going away and leaving me - please email me and be clear about your thoughts on ham.

Teddy will be going to boot camp again to stay with Uncle Andrew and Cosi the Enforcer, and I am going to stay with my grand parents.  Last time we stayed there, my grandparents said I could come back any time, but they didn't say that about Teddy!

Thursday Things

My friends Stella and Ali Z (and their mum Jo) tagged me and Dad to do this question and answer session.

1. Describe yourself in seven words.
Huffle: Black, little, brave, explorer, hungry, playful, friendly
Dad: Old, grumpy, smart, funny, I can't think of any more

2. What keeps you up at night?
Huffle: Sardinie
Dad: Huffle and sardinie

3. Who would you like to be?
Huffle: Nobody, I am happy being me!
Dad: Me too!

4. What are you wearing right now?
Huffle: My green paisley collar
Dad: Jeans and a shirt

5. What scares you?
Huffle: Teddy
Dad: Spiders

6. What are the best and worst things about blogging?
Huffle: Meeting so many new friends, losing friends over the Rainbow Bridge
Dad: Um, I don't do the blog, Huffle's mum helps her with that.

7. What was the last website you visited?
Huffle: http://theminnesotagirls.blogspot.com
Dad: www.theage.com.au

8. What is one thing you'd change about yourself?
Huffle: Nothing!
Dad: I would like to be more patient

9. Slankets - yes or no?
Huffle: What is a slanket?  Is it toasty?  If it's toasty, I am in favour.
Dad: If it's like a snuggie, then no.

Teddy on Tuesday

The very talented Penny Blankenship drew this artistic impression of Teddy on the roof.  I think it is a perfect representation of the situation.

 

That's dad at the bottom of the picture, waving his arms around like a mad man.

Finally Friday

( We originally scheduled this post for last Friday but for some reason Blogger decided not to do what we wanted.   So we are posting it this Friday instead.  Hopefully.)

Nothing exciting has happened this week.  Mum was away for work for a couple of day but that means I had more room to spread out on the bed at night.  You'll be pleased to know that I didn't let dad have any more room on the bed.

I keep playing with Sardinie; Dad LOVES it when I play in the middle of the night. He even gets up to play with me!

Thankful Thursday

My dear friend Diamond in Adelaide gave me the Versatile Blogger award this week!  Thank you Diamond, you are very kind.

Of course there are rules about these things. I am supposed to tell you seven things about myself. But since I am into my fifth year of blogging I don't think there's anything you don't already know about me!

If you would like to share this award, please take it. Tell me seven things about you!

Um, the picture came out very small.  Sorry!

Wordless Wednesday